Coral Reefs Are Satanic Plots

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CoralYoung Earth Science (true science) is making remarkable progress on a number of fronts. I have yet to see them attack this, however:

We have sourced the latest information avaliable on the age of the Great Barrier Reef. Stay tuned though, because we’re expecting this information to change as more research is undertaken.

These are the significant dates you should be talking about when you explain the age of the Great Barrier Reef:

  • While corals have existed on the Great Barrier Reef for as long as 25 million years, they didn’t form large reef structures like those we see today.
  • The earliest record we have of complete reef structures (like those we see today) is from 600000 years ago.
  • The current Great Barrier structure started growing on top of the old reef platform about 9000 years ago when the sea levels rose at the end of the last Ice Age.

Many of the places that support reefs today were part of the land during the last ice age, which ended about 20000 years ago.

As global temperatures increased, the ice melted and retreated to the poles and mountain tops. Sea levels rose to their present levels about 6000 years ago, creating ideal conditions for corals to develop along the tops of former low coastal hills.

The Great Barrier Reef comprises about 2900 seperate reefs off the coasts of the islands and the mainland, and barrier reefs facing the sea. The outer Reef lies along the edge of the Australian continental shelf.

Turtles and sharks are the marine ‘dinosaurs’ of the Reef. Turtles have been swimming around in its waters for 150 million years, while sharks have been around for about 400 million years _ that’s 100 times longer than humans.

Coral ReefNow I am not a qualified YEC scientist, but even I can see that these ‘coral reefs’ are about as phony as can be. James Ussher accurately _ and biblically _ calculated the following dates:

  • 4004 BC – Creation.
  • 2348 BC – The Great Flood.
  • 1921 BC – God’s call to Abraham.
  • 1491 BC – The Exodus from Egypt.
  • 1012 BC – The founding of the Temple in Jerusalem.
  • 586 BC – The destruction of Jerusalem by Babylon and the beginning of the Babylonian Captivity.
  • 4 BC – The birth of Jesus.

This all sounds right to me. But the moonbat Australian government, which calls its birds ‘boobies’, is determined to destroy the faith of billions of Christians around the world with these ‘coral reefs’. When they are presented in the MSM or by some Darwinist college professor, we can easily see through their lives, but an innocent and brainwashed park ranger is much more convincing. Just take a look at a picture of this ‘brain coral’:

Brain coral 2.jpgThe photo looks convincing at first glance. There is no possible way this photo could have been photoshopped. However, the carvings appear too precise and too simple to be made by the LORD. The LORD does not make simple designs. It is obvious that these Darwinists took a bunch of colored rocks and embed them with tiny jacks so that they could expand slowly but surely. The idea that several small organisms formed these ‘coral reefs’ is utterly ridiculous.

Fiji MermaidWhat can you, the average citizen, do to stop this elaborate hoax on par with P.T. Barnum? (Update by Psycheout: Remember the Fiji Mermaid, pictured at right?) One thing you can do is to simply swim around the reef and start bashing it to pieces in areas where the Australian government can’t see it. A far better plan, however, is to get King Brownback to petition the Australian government to demolish these phony organisms. One can only hope that the Darwinists, losing one of their main ‘trumps’ (ha!), will be demoralized and will stop persecuting true scientists like Ben Stein. Then, we can begin the slow, painful process of not only taking back America, but making sure that ‘science’ no longer can even dream of making phony theories.

— Bob Corker

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14 Responses to “Coral Reefs Are Satanic Plots”

  1. bobcorker Says:

    I never knew P.T. Barnum played such a role in Darwinist plots. I thought he was just an extremely talented con artist. But it really doesn’t surprise me.

  2. Jupiter Says:

    No, Barnum was a guy trying to make a buck by playing to customers’ superstitions about mermaids. Customers, who also believed that the world is only 5 or so thousand years old.

    Coral Reefs are Satanic Plots?? You just made a funny.

  3. Dio Brando Says:

    4004 BC – Creation.
    4 BC – The birth of Jesus.

    TIME PARADOX. We have cave paintings from past 6000 B.C.

    “B.C.” = Before Christ

    Christ was born before Christ?

  4. bobcorker Says:

    “No, Barnum was a guy trying to make a buck by playing to customers’ superstitions about mermaids. Customers, who also believed that the world is only 5 or so thousand years old.”

    Barnum was a scumbag for sure. But he mostly tricked Darwinists. Christians know that mermaids do not exist. If we had church attendance laws in Barnum’s day, he wouldn’t have been able to raise a penny.

    “Coral Reefs are Satanic Plots?? You just made a funny.”

    You’re just too stupid to argue against it.

    “Christ was born before Christ?”

    It’s funny, I know, but those were Ussher’s calculations. Jesus died in 33 AD, for sure.

  5. Dio Brando Says:

    It’s funny, I know, but those were Ussher’s calculations. Jesus died in 33 AD, for sure.

    Then anything Ussher says is invalid. It’s impossible to defend a man who just said Christ was born before Christ. Unless he’s privy to some super-secret data that shows how Christ can make a time paradox.

  6. bobcorker Says:

    “Then anything Ussher says is invalid. It’s impossible to defend a man who just said Christ was born before Christ. Unless he’s privy to some super-secret data that shows how Christ can make a time paradox.”

    Maybe he’s talking about the time before the slaughter of babies by Herod. Or, maybe the website I copied the dates from are all 4 years behind. Whatever the case, those dates are approximately correct.

  7. Dio Brando Says:

    Or, maybe the website I copied the dates from are all 4 years behind. Whatever the case, those dates are approximately correct.

    No, more like the dates are retarded.

    4 BC – The birth of Jesus.

    Four years before Christ was born, Christ was born.

  8. Superfluous Moniker Says:

    Don’t worry Dio, this is satire. They sell a T-Shirt that says the world doesn’t revolve around the sun. They are clearly making fun of religious morons / trying to get people to flame their over the top statements.

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  10. calvinlawson Says:

    “and will stop persecuting true scientists like Ben Stein.” LOL…now THIS is true comedy; thanks for the laugh; I needed it. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

  11. bobcorker Says:

    ““and will stop persecuting true scientists like Ben Stein.” LOL…now THIS is true comedy; thanks for the laugh; I needed it. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!”

    You are very likely to be sent to the lowest level of the inferno for mocking one of God’s chosen shepards. There is still time to repent.

  12. Serpentine Says:

    …The Great Barrier Reef is a… hoax? o.O I wonder what that sandy island built up on all that calcium-based stuff surrounded by fish swimming in amongst all those calcium-excreting invertebrate colonies was actually made of, then…
    So, tell me again: What is the evidence for an entire ecosystem being fake, who did it, how and why?

  13. Neil B. Says:

    Please, please tell me that this post was a parody … ?

  14. bobcorker Says:

    “Don’t worry Dio, this is satire. They sell a T-Shirt that says the world doesn’t revolve around the sun. They are clearly making fun of religious morons / trying to get people to flame their over the top statements.”

    “Please, please tell me that this post was a parody … ?”

    You’re both idiots.

    “What is the evidence for an entire ecosystem being fake, who did it, how and why?”

    Read my article again, and again, until you can eventually gather the answers you seek from it.

    The ‘who did it’ part, however, probably does need to be expanded a bit. The earliest Darwinist/Helioleftist scandalist likely destroyed any evidence of his own existence in order to throw us off. The people who we should blame today are anyone not in the Liberal Party (of Australia, and if Australian), ‘popular science’ writers (Carl Sagan, Richard Dawkins, Stephen Jay Gould, etc.), or any of the morons that were exposed in the Sokal Hoax, including Sokal himself.

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