Archive for the ‘Science’ Category

Coral Reefs Are Satanic Plots

February 4, 2008

CoralYoung Earth Science (true science) is making remarkable progress on a number of fronts. I have yet to see them attack this, however:

We have sourced the latest information avaliable on the age of the Great Barrier Reef. Stay tuned though, because we’re expecting this information to change as more research is undertaken.

These are the significant dates you should be talking about when you explain the age of the Great Barrier Reef:

  • While corals have existed on the Great Barrier Reef for as long as 25 million years, they didn’t form large reef structures like those we see today.
  • The earliest record we have of complete reef structures (like those we see today) is from 600000 years ago.
  • The current Great Barrier structure started growing on top of the old reef platform about 9000 years ago when the sea levels rose at the end of the last Ice Age.

Many of the places that support reefs today were part of the land during the last ice age, which ended about 20000 years ago.

As global temperatures increased, the ice melted and retreated to the poles and mountain tops. Sea levels rose to their present levels about 6000 years ago, creating ideal conditions for corals to develop along the tops of former low coastal hills.

The Great Barrier Reef comprises about 2900 seperate reefs off the coasts of the islands and the mainland, and barrier reefs facing the sea. The outer Reef lies along the edge of the Australian continental shelf.

Turtles and sharks are the marine ‘dinosaurs’ of the Reef. Turtles have been swimming around in its waters for 150 million years, while sharks have been around for about 400 million years _ that’s 100 times longer than humans.

Coral ReefNow I am not a qualified YEC scientist, but even I can see that these ‘coral reefs’ are about as phony as can be. James Ussher accurately _ and biblically _ calculated the following dates:

  • 4004 BC – Creation.
  • 2348 BC – The Great Flood.
  • 1921 BC – God’s call to Abraham.
  • 1491 BC – The Exodus from Egypt.
  • 1012 BC – The founding of the Temple in Jerusalem.
  • 586 BC – The destruction of Jerusalem by Babylon and the beginning of the Babylonian Captivity.
  • 4 BC – The birth of Jesus.

This all sounds right to me. But the moonbat Australian government, which calls its birds ‘boobies’, is determined to destroy the faith of billions of Christians around the world with these ‘coral reefs’. When they are presented in the MSM or by some Darwinist college professor, we can easily see through their lives, but an innocent and brainwashed park ranger is much more convincing. Just take a look at a picture of this ‘brain coral’:

Brain coral 2.jpgThe photo looks convincing at first glance. There is no possible way this photo could have been photoshopped. However, the carvings appear too precise and too simple to be made by the LORD. The LORD does not make simple designs. It is obvious that these Darwinists took a bunch of colored rocks and embed them with tiny jacks so that they could expand slowly but surely. The idea that several small organisms formed these ‘coral reefs’ is utterly ridiculous.

Fiji MermaidWhat can you, the average citizen, do to stop this elaborate hoax on par with P.T. Barnum? (Update by Psycheout: Remember the Fiji Mermaid, pictured at right?) One thing you can do is to simply swim around the reef and start bashing it to pieces in areas where the Australian government can’t see it. A far better plan, however, is to get King Brownback to petition the Australian government to demolish these phony organisms. One can only hope that the Darwinists, losing one of their main ‘trumps’ (ha!), will be demoralized and will stop persecuting true scientists like Ben Stein. Then, we can begin the slow, painful process of not only taking back America, but making sure that ‘science’ no longer can even dream of making phony theories.

— Bob Corker

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Mental Health: It’s a Republican Thing

December 1, 2007

BDS, a Mental Illness Spread by MoonbatsYesterday’s rampage by a crazed Hitlery fan really underscores a recent study which demonstrated that, while Republicans have excellent mental health, Democrats and schizophrenic Independents do not. But I think we knew that already, didn’t we?

Republicans are significantly more likely than Democrats or independents to rate their mental health as excellent, according to data from the last four November Gallup Health and Healthcare polls. Fifty-eight percent of Republicans report having excellent mental health, compared to 43% of independents and 38% of Democrats. This relationship between party identification and reports of excellent mental health persists even within categories of income, age, gender, church attendance, and education.

Conclusion? Moonbats are the ka-waziest people!

Perhaps that Democrat urban legend about President Reagan evilly throwing all the mentally ill out onto America’s streets has some merit after all. That would certainly help to explain the election of Slick Willie in 1992, the unhinged reaction to the Goracle’s defeat in 2000, hanging chads, Florida Democrats voting for Pat Buchannan, 9/11 conspiracy theories, Bush Lied People Died (TM), another “stolen election” in 2004 (Goracle II), Nancy Piglosi, the Ron Paultard Revilution, and Cindy Sheehag. No wait, scratch that. Nothing can explain that last one.

MoonbatOnce a Republican President is inevitably sworn in on January 20, 2008, perhaps his first item of business should be to launch a Leftist Mental Health Initiative. Let us build a multitude of loony bins across the nation, from sea to shining sea, to once again house the unhinged leftists that currently run rampant across our nation. Perhaps we should just fence off San Francisco. Duncan Hunter could certainly build that wall. And we can then invest in keyless padlocks to ensure they are kept safe from the outside world forever. It’s the humane thing to do.

Liberalism is a mental disorder, to be sure. Let’s help these poor delusional folks by locking them up so that they will no longer be a danger to themselves and others. Let us show ourselves to be true “compassionate conservatives,” in the best sense of the term, by investing our hard earned money so that these poor unfortunates can be safely segregated from society where they can receive the care they so desperately need for the remainder of their miserable and useless lives. It’s the least we can do.

Exit question: When will the WHO finally declare BDS to be an officially recognized mental illness? Democratic Underground breathlessly awaits your prognosis and merciful committal. Basket weaving, anyone?

They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They’re coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

Madness courtesy of Napoleon XIV.

Hat Tip: Hot Air.

— Psycheout

Ice Cubed

October 22, 2007

Ice CubeAn insightful emailer sent the following. The logic is impeccable.

What if all of the ice floating in the arctic melted?

I will give you a clue:

Put an ice cube in a glass.

Fill to the very brim with water.

Observe.

The water level will drop.

Food, or water, for thought. Argue that, treefrogs.

— Psycheout