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Why Paul Mirengoff Is an Idiot

December 5, 2007

Paul MirengoffI’ve seen this anti-Huckabee post from Powerline going around and I just can’t keep silent about it anymore. Powerline is a “respected” blog. G-d only knows why. It was named Time’s blog of the year. And Time, as far as I’m concerned, isn’t even fit to be used as toilet paper. It’s not soft. It’s not absorbant. It’s full of lies and bullcrap. They even, in their heyday, made Adolph Hitler their man of the year. So I suppose making PowerTools their blog of the year isn’t really out of character.

Paul Mirengoff wrote a particularly loathesome column, or rather vomited one, on the front page of PowerSlime recently that should rightfully anger any right thinking Christian. Paul, if you’re reading this, perhaps you should crack open a KJV Bible someday. It might do you some good, you sickening nerd. And you might consider a makeover, too. Really. Look at that picture in the upper right. I mean yow. Yeccch.

Now I wrote a much more diplomatic argument against Mirengoff’s disgusting diatribe in general over at Conservatives United, but I can cut to the chase and give you the straight dope here at B4C. Here’s Paul’s repulsive arguement against Huckabee. And keep a barf bag on standby folks, because it’s going to be a bumpy ride:

My main objection to Huckabee — the reason why he’s my fifth choice out of five — is that I lack confidence in his ability to fight terrorism.

Based on what, you vile toady?

The real problem is that he’s too moralistic.

Translation: too much like Christ.

Now we learn (but are surprised) that Huckabee opposes waterboarding and would close the Guantanamo Bay detention center. Huckabee reached this conclusion after meeting with a group of retired generals (the usual suspects, I assume) who are lobbying candidates to oppose Bush administration interrogation and detention policies.

When you assume, Mengele, you make an ass out of you and me. Would somebody please waterboard Paul until he wets his pants in fear?

I suspect that Huckabee required little lobbying. Waterboarding and long-term detention aren’t very “Christian”;

Oh, giggle, giggle. You slay me, you funny comedienne! Such wit! It’s astonishing! And your point is that’s a good thing, right? You like the idea of torture, don’t you? You love it. It really gets you excited, doesn’t it? What do you dream about at night, you repulsive jackass? Have you ever prayed to G-d, Paul? Have you been born again through Jesus Christ? Ah, I didn’t think so. So let’s continue….

they merely keep terrorists out of action and, in special circumstances enable us to find out where we’re going to be attacked next and/or where we can find those who are planning the next attacks.

Which “special circumstances” are you talking about, Paul? Care to cite some, you know, real world examples?  Humor me.

But if Huckabee actually did reach his position based on the views of a handful of generals, and without consulting the people actually charged with protecting this country from terrorists, then he’s even less qualified to be president than I suspect.

So, generals aren’t good enough for you, are they, Paulie? Who do you think is actually charged with protecting this country from terrorists, eh? You? Don’t make me laugh. What rank did you achieve when you served our country? Hmmmm? If you’re a pimply little know it all who knows nothing whatsoever about fighting the war on terror, I put it to you that you are not qualified to pass judgement on Mike Huckabee, you stinky little turd.

I’m sorry for my use of language, but this makes me really mad. It’s as if Mike Huckabee isn’t bloodthirsty enough for some, including the bloodthirsty lunatic Paul Mirengoff. Just remember that Jesus Christ died on the cross to save you from your sins, Paul. If you are judging Huck because he is not willing to torture others so that you can get your rocks off, you have a one way ticket to hell. And good riddance. You disgust me. Utterly.

Paul, take a little friendly advice and just shut the hell up. Thanks, on behalf of a grateful nation.

Hat tips: Race 4 2008 and Balloon Juice.

— Psycheout

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Headline of the Day

November 20, 2007

Barf BagI really can’t write about this one right now as I’ve just eaten, but this just has to be today’s vomit inducing headline of the day. Otherwise I may not survive the day. You may want to do as I’ve done and skip this article until later, if ever.

Get ready. Here it comes…

Young Voters Dig Giuliani’s Moderate Views

. . .

Yeah man, that’s really groovy. Totally heavy. I’m really hip to that one, daddy-o. I really — BLEARGH!

If you’re new here and don’t understand why that should completely turn your stomach, may I suggest you read some recent stories about this pompous jackass?

— Psycheout

Commenters Are Getting Dumber

November 19, 2007

A DunceI’m not talking about commeters here at B4C.  We’re just getting started, after all.  Nobody likes to eat in an empty restaurant, as they say, and we’re just getting off the ground here.

Rather I’m referring to my other digs, B4B (Blogs 4 Brownback).  In Dumbing It Down, I examine B4B’s past, present, and potential future, and it’s not pretty.  The liberal commenters and critics over there are dragging the level of discourse into the toilet.  The squeaky wheel gets the grease, and the stupidest idiots tend to comment the most and loudest.

In the article, I also envision a future “Voter’s Guide” post, written as a primer and tailored to the average reading ability of the median commenter (based on rants in the comment threads).

See Hillary run. See Hillary hate. She hates America? Why? Hillary is a feminazi. Hillary is a traitor.

Run, Hillary, run. Run home, Hillary. You smell. Scrub, scrub, scrub. It won’t wash. Spin, spin, spin. It won’t fly.

Poor Hillary! Poor America.

Poor America, indeed.  The primer goes on from there.  If you don’t know how to vote, or have never voted.  Maybe it will be of some help.  Actually, I may have to expand that into a full post….

— Psycheout

Cambridge Hates Our Troops

November 16, 2007

F the TroopsReady to get your blood boiling? OK, let’s go.

The wind up….

“We just wanted to make a lot of troops happy,” Scout Patrick O’Connor told the Boston Herald.

The pitch….

The big-hearted Scouts from Cambridge Troop 45 had placed donation boxes at the city’s 33 polling stations in hopes of collecting toiletries, magazines, candy and other items after one of O’Connor’s relatives was injured in an IED explosion while serving in Iraq.

The punchline….

But someone complained to the city, allegedly claiming the boxes were a “political statement,” and the boxes were removed.

And here’s all you need to know about this story:

The city that’s home to Harvard and MIT solidified its nickname as “The People’s Republic of Cambridge” when it put a stop to a Boy Scout troop’s Election Day drive to collect care packages for American soldiers in Iraq, claiming it was “political.”

If The People’s Republic of Cambridge requires National Guard or U.S. Army protection, forget about it. Let Noam Chomsky defend Cambridge. I think spitting in the faces of the troops and the Boy Scouts who support them means the deal’s off.

Liberals hate America, example 1, 487, 242. Can we question their patriotism yet?

— Psycheout

Sully Pooh: Think, Think, Think

October 25, 2007

Sully PoohAndrew Sullivan (aka Sully Pooh) just doesn’t get it. He’s already mentioned Red State’s decision to ban Ron Paul spammers in their diaries and comment threads to keep the signal to noise ratio at a tolerable level. In fact, he’s done this a number of times. Yet that’s somehow just not enough.

You see, Sully’s a little Pander Bear. So he furrows his brow, deplores Red State’s unfair decision and makes a solemn pledge. He even crosses his heart and hopes not to die.

The Dish believes in expanding the range of debate among conservatives, not crushing it.

Well, that’s just super, Andy. How very magnanimous of you. You’re a really nice fella, unlike those mean and nasty censors over at that awful Red State place. How refreshing! What a breath of fresh air.

And then Sully comforts the weeping RP rabble, wipes their tear stained eyes, and gives them a great big bear hug.

But here’s a simple message to Ron Paul supporters. You’re welcome here.

What a generous man that Sully Pooh is. It’s incredible how open he is to visitors of all points of view, even the stupid ones. Generous to a fault is he.

So Paulites, don’t walk, but scurry (or scuttle) on over to The Daily Dish where you can engage in an open and enlightening debate. Be sure to let everyone know how great Ron Paul is and how he’s the only conservative left in the Republican party and that he’s the last hope for America and her Constitution. Andy’s welcoming you with open arms.

Eh? What’s that? Oh, that’s right. Andrew Sullivan doesn’t allow comments. So, maybe just put up a diary or something. That would be even better. Huh? You can’t do that either? Oh noes!

Well at least you’re welcome to read his insightful words of wisdom every blessed day. That’s certainly a consolation. Don’t you feel better now?

Psst, Andy? Anybody can read Red State any time they want. What’s the difference? What are you offering the poor downtrodden truth tellers? Think, think, think.

This is surely the most ridiculous Andrew Sullivan post ever. And since he’s competing against himself, he’s up against some pretty stiff competition.

— Psycheout

Send Ted Rall To Guantanamo

October 25, 2007

Leftist Thought BubbleLGF demonstrates what the left finds funny these days. Anti-American slimeball Ted Rall speaks clearly what’s on the anti-war left’s minds. And it will sicken your soul. I’d steer clear of veterans, Ted.

In the year 2007, Americans were dumber than dirt.

And now the punchline, about the U.S. Military, the contempt for our troops is laid bare:

Only idiots signed up, only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared.

Every time a soldier dies, Ted Rall and his idiotarian friends in the rabid anti-war, anti-America left cheer. Just another dead American idiot. Allah Ackbar! Disgusting filth, all of them. Booting Ted to a cozy little cell at Club Gitmo would certainly boost America’s collective I.Q. It would certainly reduce the level of scum and villany.

Funny as a Dead Puppy

Har-de-har, slimeball. Leftists sure understand nuance. How subtle and witty.

Can we question their patriotism yet?

Update: Even former conservative John Cole can’t stomach this. Perhaps there is still some good in him, although he is more machine than man now. Come back into the light, John. Come back into the light. (Caution: foul language warning.)

— Psycheout

Is the CIA Serious?

October 24, 2007

This being Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week, I can’t help wondering if our intelligence agencies, tasked with the responsibility of defending the homeland, aren’t entirely serious. What else could one make of this?

Terrorist Busters

And yes, this is real. What’s next? Angry jihad boy plushies? Lord help us. Honestly, I’m sure the CIA is doing its best to defend America from the Islamo-fascists who want to kill us. But this cutsie PR is a big fail.

Please keep this logo a state secret.

Hat Tip: Wired via Ace.

Update: It appears this logo has been around for awhile, so perhaps this is much ado about nothing.  And I question anything that comes out of Wonkette.  It does seem odd, even unlikely, that such a design would be drafted in a post 9/11 world.  So this is probably a false alarm.  It is a goofy looking logo though.  Maybe background on this will turn up in legitimate news sources in the coming days.

— Psycheout