Worst case scenario. Def-con-five. Mittens takes his home state.
Who cares, really, other than the Rombots?
Bend over GOP, we have no viable frontrunner.
Update: Romney News Network (CNN) has called it for Romney. I think we’re going to be collectively sick.
Update 2: In his gloating victory speech, Romney mentioned Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush as his role models. Not George Bush, not George W. Bush, but George H.W. Bush. Is he trying to run against our current President?
Update 3: Alexander K. McClure at Race 4 2008 was paying attention too:
Tonight: ”I take my inspiration from Ronald Reagan and George Herbert Walker Bush.”
In 1994, running against Ted Kennedy: “I was an independent during the time of Reagan-Bush. I’m not trying to return to Reagan-Bush.”
If the Republican Party nominates this shameless politician, it doesn’t deserve to retain the White House.
Sweet. 100% right, Alex.
See also: You Owe Me a Quad Ice Mocha.